warnings/permissions + hmd

[yellow_eyes]

Howdy! Thanks for stopping by. These are things you should probably know before we get to business, because when I sat down and thought about it, I realized Azazel can trigger a lot of things in really taboo/sensitive areas.

A good summary of why I want to send a parade of red flags out before I get in trouble because someone ''didn't know'' and tries to claim my trigger warnings weren't obnoxious enough, comes in the pretty blonde package of Mary Winchester nee Campbell.

When Mary was a teenage girl, Azazel decided it would be fun to murder and possess her father (who was a hunter), kidnap her, kill her boyfriend (the oblivious mechanic), and present Mary the opportunity to bring her lover-boy back to life if she would make a deal that he could come back for her ten years from the date of the deal - making the deal required Mary seal it like she meant it in the form of a kiss that required making out with her demon-possessed father's corpse. Lovely, yeah?

The rest of Azazel's existence is spent creating chaos and debauchery wherever he goes, killing nuns as they pray and leaving a trail of blood and bad puns in his wake. He's one of the higher ranked demons and is dangerous, but doesn't really seem to take much of the world any more seriously than the demons and angels and feather-consorts above him take him. All the same, he has a posse of younger demons who call him Daddy and seeks to increase that volume exponentially by opening the gates to Hell on Earth and allowing a flood of eager demons to possess bodies and wreak havoc in Margaritaville.

And the most exciting prospect in this whole shebang for him is the first-hand joy of going around and finding a bunch of infants and bleeding demon blood in their mouth (to corrupt them with basically demonically-induced superpowers so that he can find them all when they're older) and convincing them all to kill each other off so that whoever is the last man standing can become a millionaire! - regarding spirits and escorts of Hell at his commans - so that lucky youngster can personally lead Lucifer's armies to destroy life on Earth. :D

So basically, in short, he's a joker but he's not a joke, and he doesn't have boundaries or morals or guidelines at least not that we consider acceptable in a lot of sure to trigger-flare kinda ways. And so I just want to make sure everyone knows STRAIGHT OFF THE BAT exactly what kind of perverse, demented persona they are fucking with here.

Sean
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